Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butch. Butch who? Butch your arms around me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you shivering, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking at your door, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pasta salt please, I'm very low on sodium!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell you gonna open the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Abbot. Abbot who? Abbot time you answered the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and miss you too!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? No a clue, do you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? It's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you ready to go?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more of these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be stuck in the rain?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's taco night!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry Potter, I'm a big fan!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know the answer to that!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don't cry, it's just a joke!