Knock, knock. Who's there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you come out and play?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normally, I don't knock, but here I am!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be knocking on this door all day?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes are hilarious!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan anyone hear me knocking?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow you doing today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying, it's just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you doing today?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, give me back my phone!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, let's go on vacation!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to close the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?