Why do we say we're 'going to bed' when we actually mean we're going to lie down and scroll through our phones for hours?

The phrase 'I slept like a baby' must have been coined by someone who has never actually been around a baby.

Life is like a cup of tea – it's all about how you make it, not how others want it to be.

The most unrealistic part of movies is not the giant explosions, but how the characters always find parking right in front of their destination.

Why do we call it 'guestimating' when we actually mean we have no idea?

It's interesting how we judge relationships based on how fast someone replies to a text message.

Isn't it strange how 'fun size' candy bars are actually less fun because they're smaller?

Why is it that the first sock is always easy to find, but the second one manages to disappear without a trace?

I find it amusing how we trust that the autocorrect feature will somehow know what we meant to say, even when we type complete gibberish.

Have you ever noticed how the most used item in your home is always the hardest one to find when you need it?

I've realized that the only time people actually read the terms and conditions is when they're looking for the 'I agree' button.

I can never understand why people rush to get on a plane, only to be stuck sitting for hours.

Have you ever noticed how we say 'just a minute' when we really mean 'just a moment' and end up taking way longer than a minute?

I always find it amusing how people will stop mid-sentence just to pet a random dog passing by, as if the conversation can wait but the dog cannot.

Isn't it funny how we meticulously plan out our outfits for the week, only to end up wearing the same hoodie and sweatpants every day?

Why do we always pretend to be busy on our phones when we're actually just avoiding awkward eye contact with someone in public?

Why do we trust a tiny strip of plastic to protect our credit card information, but still double-check if we locked the front door multiple times before leaving the house?

It's amusing how we convince ourselves we need that new gadget, only to let it collect dust in a drawer a week later.

I always find it funny how people will stand in line for hours for a new phone, but won't wait more than 5 minutes for a coffee.

I find it ironic that the same people who complain about the price of organic food will spend $5 on a latte without batting an eye.

It's amusing how we trust a machine to hurl us through the sky at 30,000 feet, but freak out when it's a little turbulent.