Have you ever noticed how 'studying' is just 'student' and 'dying' put together?

Why do they call it 'rush hour' when nobody moves fast?

Isn't it funny how we never actually use the 'emergency exit' unless there's an emergency?

Have you ever realized that people who say 'I'm not a morning person' are usually not evening people either?

Isn't it strange that the word 'queue' is just a bunch of silent letters waiting in line?

Isn't it weird how we say 'heads up' when we want someone to duck?

Have you ever noticed how 'awkward' is such an awkward word to spell?

Why do we sit in traffic jams but stand in line?

It's funny how we try to keep up with trends, but end up looking like everyone else trying to keep up with trends.

Isn't it ironic that the only time we can balance a budget is when it's a game?

We never appreciate how long a minute is until we're exercising.

Isn't it strange how we call it 'Common sense' when it's really not that common?

Have you ever noticed that the word 'bed' is shaped like a bed?

I always admire people who can fold a fitted sheet perfectly, I usually end up just rolling it into a ball and shoving it in the closet.

Isn't it weird how we say 'bless you' when someone sneezes, but we don't say anything when they cough or burp?

Have you ever noticed that the fastest way to get someone's attention is to try to sneak a snack without sharing?

Why do we say 'I'm just going to browse' when we all know it really means 'I'm going to buy way more than I planned'?

Isn't it funny how we can spend hours looking for the TV remote, but when it's time to go to bed, we find it instantly?

I find it amusing how we put stickers on fruits and vegetables, as if someone is going to try to steal them without paying.

Why do we call it 'taking a selfie' instead of just 'taking a picture of ourselves'?

Do you ever feel like people who say 'no offense' are about to offend you anyway?