Why do we always hold our breath while walking past a construction site even though it won't protect us from the noise?

Isn't it funny how we always blame the slow Wi-Fi when we're the ones opening 20 tabs at once?

Have you ever noticed how we always act like we're busy when a street fundraiser approaches us?

Why do we always pretend to be reading something important on our phones when we're actually just scrolling aimlessly?

Why do we act surprised when our alarm clocks go off, when we set them ourselves?

Isn't it funny how we trust random online reviews for products more than recommendations from our friends?

Isn't it strange how we trust self-checkout machines with our credit card information more than actual cashiers?

Why is it that we never realize how loud our headphones are until we take them off and everyone can hear our music?

Isn't it strange how we have to walk our dogs and pick up after them, but they never have to do the same for us?

I don't understand why my phone can update its software by itself, but still can't autocorrect 'duck' to 'f***' when I'm texting.

Why do we feel the need to push a doorbell multiple times as if the person inside didn't hear it the first time?

It's funny how we trust that our phones will automatically adjust for daylight saving time, but we still manually check every clock in the house.

Isn't it odd how we say 'I slept like a baby' when babies wake up every few hours crying?

Do you ever feel like your TV knows when you're not paying attention and decides to play the most important part of the show?

I wish emails had a 'like' button so I could acknowledge them without actually responding.

Why is it that the slowest cashier always calls you over at the grocery store?

Isn't it funny how we trust our GPS more than we trust ourselves with directions?

Why do we still pretend to know what we're doing when we get lost in a new place?

Why does a 5-minute wait for food feel like an eternity, but a 5-minute snooze feels like nothing?

Isn't it funny how we always find the best parking spots right after we give up looking for one?

Does anyone else feel like their phone has a sixth sense for when they're about to drop it?