How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.

Why did the computer keep its keys close? It didn't want to lose control.

What does a techie pirate say? '404 Parrot Not Found.'

Why was the JavaScript function lonely? It didn't have any callbacks.

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus? Poke 'em on.

Why did the smartphone break up with the calculator? It just couldn't count on it.

What's a computer's least favorite food? Spam.

Why do programmers love nature documentaries? They're great at debugging bugs.

How do you catch a cyber criminal? Follow the digital footprint.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a tech geek? A data purr-son.

Why did the computer go to the beach? It had a malware.

What's AI's favorite pop band? The Algorithms.

Why did the computer skip school? It had a hard drive.

How does a computer catch fish? With its webcam.

Why did the smartphone go to anger management? It had too many app-titude issues.

What did the sci-fi fan say to the barista? 'May the froth be with you.'

Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high score.

How does a web developer stay cool? They use CSS.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate? Less bytes.

What do you call a wizard who's good with computers? A Hexadecimal-caster.

Why did the computer go to the therapist? It had too many cookies.