What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard? A screen saver.

Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.

What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.

Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays.

Why did the chicken join a coding class? To learn how to cross the road faster.

Why did the computer keep its shoes on? Because it had a hard drive.

What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory.

What do you call a group of musical programmers? A bandwidth.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to 'null' his feelings.

What's a computer's favorite beat? An algorithm.

Why did the computer go to the bar? To get a byte to eat.

What did the network administrator say when he caught a cold? I have a latency issue.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate? It's byte-sized.

What kind of tea do web developers drink? URL Gray.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard? A screensaver.

Why don't programmers like to play hide and seek? Because good players are hard to find.

What do computer scientists sing in the shower? Bits and bytes!

How does a programmer throw a party? He puts up a sign saying '404 Not Found'.

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.