Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels, it actually doesn't have wheels.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain, but that's not a real thing.
Why don't bicycles stand up on their own? They need support.
How did the barber win the race? He took a shortcut.
What did one wall say to another wall? 'Meet you at the corner.'
What did the picture say to the wall? 'I've got the perfect frame.'
What did one plate say to the other plate? 'I'll cover this one.'
What did the light bulb say to the switch? 'You brighten up my day.'
What did one hat say to the other hat? 'You go first.'
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers, of course.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus and needed anti-virus medication.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the ketchup coming.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? A confused snowman.
What's brown and sticky? A stick stuck in the mud.
How do you organize a space party? It's not rocket science.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved back.
Why did the tomato run away from home? It needed time to think.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea, it's blind.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? His work was outstanding.
What do you call a fake noodle? An imposter pasta.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? They needed space apart.