What did the toilet say to the tissue? You've got me in tears!

Why did the snot break up with the tissue? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You fill me up with joy!

Why did the fart go to the party? Because it was such a gas!

Why did the toilet clog on purpose? It wanted some attention!

What did the drain say to the hair clog? You really know how to get under my skin!

Why did the booger go to the bathroom? It wanted to pick a fight!

What did the soap say to the bath sponge? You make my troubles just wash away!

Why did the toilet plunger feel unappreciated? It always gets pushed around!

What is a bear's favorite soda? Coca-Cola!

What did the shampoo say to the mirror? I like the reflection I see in you!

Why did the toilet paper go to the wedding? It heard there would be a good flush of emotions!

Why did the soap move to a new city? It needed a fresh start!

Why did the plunger apply for a new job? It wanted to plunge into a new career!

Why did the soap audition for a movie? It wanted to clean up in Hollywood!

Why did the soap break up with the bath bomb? It fizzled out too quickly!

Why did the plunger bring a suitcase to the bathroom? It was ready to take on any clog!

Why did the bathroom rug get promoted? It really tied the room together!

Why did the hand soap go on a date with the dish soap? They really clicked!

What did the toothbrush say to the floss? Let's get in between each other's business!

What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? Let's smooth out our differences!