What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You need to take a bath, you're looking grimy!

Why did the toilet suddenly stop talking? It was feeling a bit flushed!

Why was the nose always running? It heard the bathroom tissue was on a roll!

Why don't ants get sick in the bathroom? Because they have tiny antibodies!

Why did the germ get kicked out of biology class? It couldn't make the culture!

Why did the toilet paper go to the bank? To get some change!

Why did the pencil refuse to go to the bathroom? It was afraid of getting erased!

What did the sink say to the drain? Stop being so draining!

Why was the soap always confident? Because it knew how to clean up its act!

What did one toothbrush say to the other toothbrush? It's time to brush up on our friendship!

Why did the toilet paper go to the disco? It heard it was a great place to unwind!

Why was the belt arrested for using the bathroom? It held up a pair of pants!

What did one flea say to the other in the bathroom? Should we walk or take the dog?

Why did the gum go to the bathroom? It was stuck in a sticky situation!

Why did the cowboy sit on the toilet? To rustle up some grub!

Why was the toilet paper scared? It saw a ghost of its past!

What did the towel say to the bath mat? Let's hang out together!

Why was the bathroom embarrassed? It saw the toilet paper roll!

How did the toilet paper dance? It got down and dirty!

Why was the toothbrush arrested? It was caught brushing someone the wrong way!

What did the toothpaste say to the floss? You really know how to get between things!