How do you know if your bathroom is haunted? The toilet paper keeps disappearing mysteriously!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard it was going to be a brush-up party!

How does a toilet paper find love online? It swipes right on a roll!

Why did the toilet have a leaky faucet? It couldn't hold its water!

Why did the soap get so bubbly? It was feeling extra lathery!

How does a bathroom light fixture greet you? Watt's up!

Why did the toilet paper feel privileged? Because it was on a roll!

What did the toilet say to the hand towel? You really know how to dry me off!

Why did the toothbrush go on a date with the floss? It heard they made a good pair!

Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? It found someone who could handle its clogs better!

What do you call a bathroom that's always on vacation? A loo with a view!

Why did the toilet flush red? It saw the plunger and got embarrassed!

How did the toilet paper find a date? It unrolled itself on a dating app!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? You've really got a handle on things!

Why did the bathtub go to therapy? It had too many drainage issues!

How does a bathroom mirror greet itself? Hi, me! Why did the washcloth bring a book to the bathroom? To cover up any bathroom reading!

What did the soap say to the toilet? You're a real drain on me!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It wanted to clean up its act!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? I feel wiped out today!

How does a toilet keep in touch with its friends? Through social bowel-media!

Why did the plunger go to Hollywood? It wanted to be a star on the red carpet!