Why did the ghost go into the bathroom? To scare the poop out of people!

What do you call a lizard that lives in the bathroom? A commode-o dragon!

Why did the toilet paper roll run away? It was tired of being on a roll!

How does a vampire clean its bathroom? With bat-tub cleaner!

Why was the soap so brave? It wasn't afraid to get a little dirty!

How does a cow keep clean in the bathroom? With a moose-wash!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? It's a fungi!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? I feel like I'm on a roll!

What did the faucet say to the drain? Stop showing off, I can see right through you!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the shoe!

Why did the smartphone go to the bathroom? It heard there was great reception!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? You scrub me the wrong way!

Why did the germ settle down? It found its perfect match!

Why did the sock go to the doctor? It was feeling a little woolly!

What did the seashell say to the sand? You're too coarse!

Why did the nose get in a fight with the ear? It didn't like being picked on!

Why was the broom so happy? It swept the competition!

What did the tomato say to the lettuce during the race? 'Lettuce ketchup!'

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? It needed to be sharp!

Why did the chewing gum refuse to get up? It was stuck to the chair!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You're the bomb!