What did the toilet say to the tissue paper? 'You're really on a roll!'

Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? It heard there were some great wave-like flushes!

Why don't skeletons use bathrooms? They've got nothing to flush!

What do you call a bathroom with a great sense of humor? A commodeian!

Why did the toilet sit on the clock? To try to make some bathroom time!

What do you call a bathroom that tells jokes? A pun-damental restroom!

Why do toilets always seem to have a good sense of humor? They deal with a lot of crap!

How do you make a plumber sad in the bathroom? Take away his plunger and watch him sink!

Why do we never see toilets arguing? They always find a way to flush out their problems!

What's a ghost's favorite thing about bathroom breaks? The spooky atmosphere!

Why did the soap go to the dance party? It wanted to cut loose and get a little sudsy!

What do you call a bathroom spy? A pee-peeker!

What do you call a bathroom superhero? The Toilet Bowl Avenger!

Why do ghosts love bathrooms? Because they can go Boo Boo!

What do you call a bathroom that's always in a rush? A pee-destrian!

What did one burp say to the other burp in the bathroom? 'Let's be stinkers and gas up the joint!'

What did the toilet say to the bathroom? 'You look flushed!'

What's a vampire's favorite bathroom game? Hide and shriek!

Why did the faucet break up with the sink? It couldn't handle the running water!

Why did the soap go to the doctor? It was feeling a little grimy!

How does a penguin dry off after a bath? With a beak blow dryer!