Why didn't the ghost go to the bathroom? Itghosted!

What do you call a bathroom artist? Vincent van No-Smell!

Why did the toilet paper go to the casino? It heard they had good rolls!

Who cleans the ocean? The Mer-Maid!

Why did the toothbrush join the military? To fight plaque and gingivitis!

Why did the toilet paper flutter in the wind? It wanted to feel sheeted!

How does a penguin go to the bathroom? Igloo's from the back!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? To erase number 2!

What's a pirate's favorite bathroom activity? Booty Wiping!

Why did the alien go to the bathroom? To phone home!

Why did the soap go to the theater? It heard they were doing a soap opera!

What do you call a bathroom singer? John Flush-etta!

Why did the toilet cover break up with the toilet seat? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the bathtub say to the tap? Water you doing here?

Why did the toilet paper get an award? For being on a roll!

How does a cow get to the bathroom? It moos there!

What's brown and sticky? A stick of poo!

What do you call an astronaut's bathroom? The space toilet!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit for the bathroom? Blood oranges!

How do you know if there's an elephant in the bathroom? You can smell peanuts on its breath!

Why did the duck go to the bathroom? To get a new quack of the day!