Why did the soap bring a ladder to the shower? To reach new heights of cleanliness!

What do you call a bathroom without a toilet? Unin-stalled!

How do you catch a squirrel in the bathroom? Climb up the toothbrush tree!

Why did the toilet seat go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!

What did the sink say to the mirror? You reflect me in more ways than one!

Why did the soap get in trouble in school? It had a slippery slope of bad behavior!

How do you know if a vampire has been in the bathroom? There are bite marks in the soap!

Why did the toilet paper feel sad? It was always tearing apart at the seams!

What did one bathtub say to the other bathtub? Let's have a splashing good time!

What do you call a dinosaur who needs to wipe? Megasoreass!

How does a vampire clean its teeth? With bloody toothpaste!

Why did the toilet seat feel lonely? It had too many cracks in its life!

How do you know if a ghost has been in your bathroom? The toilet seat was haunted!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You are the only one who truly knows me!

How does a penguin dry off after a shower? It flipper-flaps in the air!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Together, we can clean up this mess!

Why did the tooth fairy refuse to visit the bathroom? It was too tooth-hazardous!

How do you make a tissue float? You blow it up!

Why was the toilet always unhappy? It was constantly getting dumped on!

Why did the gum go to school? It wanted to become a smarty-pants!

Why did the trash can win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!