What did the janitor say to the bathroom? Urine trouble now!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Winnie the Poo!

Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the soap go to school? To become a little cleaner!

Why was the math book hungry? It wanted some pi!

What do you call a business that sells tiny toilets? A small business!

Why did the nose never get invited to parties? It was always running!

Why did the mathematician see a doctor? Because he had too many problems!

Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It drew a blank!

What's the best way to watch a fly race? On the toilet bowl!

Why was the nose always running? Because it wanted to catch up with the feet!

What's the best way to keep ants out of your bathroom? Hide their tiny deodorant!

Why was the soap never lonely? It was always surrounded by bubbles!

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill backward? It got a bum steer!

What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? Firecrackers!

Why did the broom go to the bathroom? It heard it was a sweepstakes!

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were stuck up!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Poo!

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!

Why couldn't the tissue dance? Because it had a cold!