Why did the fart go to the doctor? It had gas-tritis!

What do you call a plumber on a tropical island? A pipeline!

Why did the soap jump out of the bath? It wanted to clean up its act!

What do you get when you cross a toilet and a vacuum cleaner? A sucky situation!

Why did the tissue go to the party? Because it heard it was snots and boogers!

What did one poop say to the other poop? Are you feeling flushed?

Why did the barber win the race? Because he took a shortcut!

Why did the soap spend so much time in school? It wanted to come clean!

Why did the soap feel guilty at church? It had a dirty conscience!

Why did the plumber get in trouble at work? He kept cracking under pressure!

Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It had an eraser infection!

How does a barber make phone calls? With a cut-ting edge technology!

Why did the shampoo bottle break up with the conditioner? They kept getting mixed signals!

Why did the toilet paper bring a hi-liter to the bathroom? It wanted to make sure it didn't miss a spot!

Why was the toilet paper so good in sports? It always finished strong!

Why did the toilet paper bring a magnet to the bathroom? It wanted to attract some attention!

Why did the soap need therapy? It had too many issues to handle!

Why did the toilet paper bring a sandwich to the bathroom? It heard it was a wrap!

Why don't trees go to meetings? They have too many roots to discuss!

Why did the paper go to the doctor? It was feeling sheet-faced!

Why did the ghost go to the party? To have a booo-tiful time!