Why was the soap so confident in the bathroom? It had a good lather of self-esteem!

What do you call it when you get locked out of the bathroom? A potty emergency!

What do you call a deer in the bathroom? A potty animal!

Why did the mirror break in the bathroom? It couldn't handle its own reflection!

What did the grape say in the bathroom? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why did the toilet paper roll have a great time at the party? It was on a roll!

What do you call a magician who does tricks in the bathroom? The Great Poopini!

Why did the toilet paper roll keep getting bigger? It was on a roll!

What happened to the man who slipped in the bathroom? He toilet himself!

Why did the smartphone go to the bathroom? To download some new apps!

I walked in on my dog licking his butt. I guess you could say he was really hitting the lick-her!

I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a dirty joke. He said no, so I switched to bathroom humor.

I accidentally sprayed myself with the bidet. It was a real washout!

What did the soap say to the towel? Let's lather up some fun together!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to share its toothpaste? It was feeling protective of its paste!

What do you call a toilet with a cold? A snotty potty!

Why did the sink feel embarrassed? It couldn't keep its trap shut!

Why did the toilet bowl feel lonely? It had a lot of empty spots!

Why did the soap feel confident? It knew how to clean up well!

What do you call a toilet reading a book? A learning stool!

Why did the tissue go to the party? It heard things were gonna get blown out of proportion!