Why did the soap bar feel left out? It wasn't part of the soap opera!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? Let's scrub this relationship clean!

What did the toilet say to the shower curtain? You're too clingy!

Why did the sink feel tired? It was feeling drained!

Why did the toilet brush want to break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the dirty laundry!

What did the soap say to the shampoo bottle? Let's lather up together!

Why did the toothbrush go to the toilet? It wanted to brush up on its knowledge!

What did the toilet paper say to the pen? Let's roll together!

Why did the toilet get jealous of the shower? It was hogging all the attention!

What did the germ say to its friends? Let's spread the news!

Why did the toothpaste go to school? It wanted to be a tube scholar!

What did one toilet say to the other? We're in this bowl together!

What did the plunger say to the toilet bowl? Let's clear the air between us!

Why did the toilet paper feel sad? It was feeling wiped out!

Why did the towel think it was superior? Because it liked to air dry its problems!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to work? It was too wiped out!

Why did the plunger go to the therapist? It needed help unclogging its emotions!

Why did the sink break up with the faucet? It couldn't handle the dripping!

What did one booger say to the tissue? You really blow me away!

What did one fart say to the other? Let's keep the wind blowing!

What did one toilet say to the clogged drain? Let's not get backed up!