What do you call a bathroom door holding a mop? A janitor!

Why did the toilet lid break up with the toilet seat? They had a seatious issue.

Why was the bathtub always late? It was always taking its time to drain.

Why couldn't the tissue paper pay for its meal? Because it was snot enough!

Why do toilets love going to parties? They have a great bowel movement!

Why did the soap go broke? It lost all its cents.

What do you call a cow in the bathroom? A dairy air!

What did the toilet say to the hot tub? You're looking steamy!

Why did the nose go to the bathroom? It had to run.

Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw the plunger!

Why did the chef stop cooking? He ran out of thyme!

Why don't skeletons use toilet paper? They don't have the guts.

Why did the toothpaste go to therapy? It was feeling squeezed!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the pen? It couldn't handle the ink!

Why did the soap opera have so many characters? It had a lot of dirty laundry!

What did one sink say to the other? Let's keep things drainin'!

Why did the toilet paper feel inadequate? It always felt torn!

Why did the toilet brush win an award? It was an outstanding cleaner!

Why did the soap get in trouble? It had a dirty past!

Why did the toilet bowl feel unappreciated? It was always getting dumped on!

Why did the soap bar feel down? It was feeling worn out!