Why did the toilet paper roll down the hallway? It was on a roll!

What did the poop emoji say to the garbage can? I'm feeling a bit trashy today!

Why did the rubber ducky refuse to swim? It didn't want to get wet!

Why did the germ go to school? To learn the importance of hygiene!

Why was the soap bar always left out? It couldn't find a suitable soap dish!

Why did the nose go into the bathroom? To pick a fight.

What did the tooth say to the dentist? Do you promise not to bite me?

Why did the soap break up with the washcloth? It felt too dirty.

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You give me the runs.

How do you unlock a bathroom door? With a bowel movement.

Why did the toothbrush refuse to share? It had bad bristles.

Why did the toilet paper roll blush? It saw the crack.

Why did the ghost go into the bathroom? To boo-ty call.

Why did the smartphone break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the crap.

How does a ghost wash its sheets? In a BOO-tub.

Why did the toilet go to the party? Because it was da bomb.

Why did Jimmy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the toilet paper bring a lawyer to the bathroom? In case it got stuck in a lawsuit!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're a real drip!

Why did the bacteria skip the bathroom? It didn't want to take a chance on getting wiped out!

How does a bathroom apologize? It says 'I'm soap-y!'