What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear!

Why did the math book enjoy the bathroom? It could solve all its issues in there!

Why did the paper towel blush? It saw the hand dryer!

What do you call a toilet that's seen it all? A commode-ian!

Why was the plunger so popular? It's always in good shape!

What did the shampoo say to the comb? You have such style!

What did the paper towel say to the toilet paper? You always roll with it!

Why did the toilet brush break up with the shower curtain? It couldn't handle the curtain's clingy behavior!

What do you call a bathroom with no soap? A slippery situation!

Why did the bathtub go to the art gallery? It wanted to soak in all the culture!

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? Let's make it a clean sweep!

Why did the shower gel get invited to all the parties? It had the best lather!

Why did the student do addition on the floor? The teacher told them to do it without tables!

What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a microbiologist!

Why did the soap go to school? To become a scrubscription!

Why did the toilet paper bring a smartphone to the party? To take selfies!

What's a skeleton's favorite bathroom activity? Ex-scream-ing!

Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other germ!

Why did the bacteria take the elevator? To raise the stink!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? I've got your back!