Why do noses run but feet smell? It's a real conundrum!

Why did the bacteria join the football team? They heard it was a place to make billions of passes!

Why was the nose always in such bad shape? It was always picking fights!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You're such a drip!

What do you call a fruit that sings on stage? A jam session!

Why did the fungus go to the party alone? Because all his friends were lichen it elsewhere!

Why did the photographer get kicked out of the party? He couldn't stop focusing on the negatives!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work? It couldn't handle the bristles!

Why was the soap opera so popular in the bathroom? It had a good lather of drama!

Why did the tissue paper win the race? It had a clean finish!

How does a tissue apologize? It says, 'I tissue-sly regret my actions!'

Why did the bathroom scales break up with the mirror? It only saw a reflection of its weighty issues!

Why did the tissue go to the party? Because it heard they were gonna have a snot load of fun!

What do you call a bathroom magician? Houdini the doodyini!

Why did the rubber band refuse to hold up the shower curtain? It was too stretched out to handle the pressure!

Why did the toilet paper roll blush? It saw the shower curtain undress!

What did the soap say to the dirty hands? Stop spreading rumors!

Why did the germ go to school? To become an honor roll!

What did one bathtub say to the other? Are you game for a little bath-ttle?

Why did the toilet paper call for backup? It was feeling flushed!

Why did the sink break up with the faucet? It found someone faucet-cinating!