What did the mold say to the cheese? You're looking a bit blue!

Why did the tissue go to school? It wanted to learn how to wipe away problems!

Why was the bacteria always happy? It had a contagious smile!

What did one foot say to the other foot? Let's put our best foot forward!

Why did the germ refuse to dance? It had two left sneezes!

Why did the soap bar go to a party? It wanted to get clean!

What did the toilet say to the bidet? You're a real washout!

Why did the nose refuse to go to the party? It didn't want to pick up any bad scents!

Why did the septic tank cry? It was feeling flushed with emotion!

Why did the fly refuse to land on the toilet? It was tired of crappy situations!

Why did the bacteria take the stairs? It didn't want to spread itself too thin!

What do you call a bathroom that's always out of order? A wee problem!

Why don't ghosts use toilet paper? Because they prefer to boo-ty wipe!

Why did the booger refuse to change? It had too much snotfidence!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the street? It wanted to get to the bottom faster!

Why was the toilet paper lonely? It could never find a good roll model!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to talk? It didn't want to bristle with anger!

What do you call a dinosaur with bad breath? An ex-stink-t!

Why was the mirror so good at its job? It always had a perfect reflection!

Why did the fart get invited to the party? Because it was a real gas!

What did the toothbrush say to the mouthwash? Thanks for always having my back!