Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the plumber always carry a flashlight? To shed some light on the situation!
What did one booger say to the other booger? You're really picking up what I'm putting down!
What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? We make a great pair, always sticking together!
Why did the sink break up with the faucet? It just couldn't handle the constant dripping!
Why did the hand sanitizer get hired for a movie? It had great on-screen chemistry!
What did the skunk say when it walked into the bathroom? I'm in my element!
Why did the toilet paper feel left out? It kept getting flushed with emotion!
What did the mouthwash say to the toothpaste? Let's freshen up this party together!
Why did the toilet paper roll across the floor? To get to the buttom shelf!
Why was the toilet paper so expensive? It was on a roll!
Why did the toilet go to the dance? It heard they were doing the toilet bowl shuffle!
What did one sneeze say to the other sneeze? Let's blow this joint!
Why did the toilet paper roll go to therapy? It had too many attachment issues!
What did one poop say to the other poop? You stink, let's get out of here!
What did the sink say to the faucet? Stop running, you're dripping too much information!
Why did the shower curtain break up with the bathtub? It felt too confined!
What did the booger say to the tissue? I'll be there for you till the end!
Why did the toilet brush refuse to work overtime? It needed a break to clean up its own mess!
Why was the toilet seat angry? It always felt flushed with emotion!
What did the plunger say to the clogged toilet? Time to dive in and clear the blockage!
Why was the toothbrush the star of the bathroom? It had great bristles!