What do you get when you cross a toilet and a computer? A place where you can download crap!

Why did the shower always tell jokes? It had a great sense of humor!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I'm flushed with excitement to see you!

What did one toilet say to the other during a thunderstorm? You're going to get a shock!

What did the plunger say to the toilet bowl? You're the only one who gets me!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to talk? It didn't want to speak in tooth-hurty!

Why don't owls use the bathroom? Because they already have a hoot in there!

What do you call a bathroom with a faulty lock? A potty emergency room!

Why was the bathroom feeling lonely? It had too much space!

What do you call a bathroom that is always cold? An icicle-t!

I told a chemistry joke in the bathroom... but there was no reaction!

Why did the bacteria refuse to leave the bathroom? It was having a gas!

I spilled pee on my laptop... now it's streaming!

I told my friend a joke about poop... but it ended up being too corny.

I used to play hide and seek with my poop... but it always found me!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? Because it knew it would be on a roll!

What do you get if you cross a bathroom and a love story? Toilet training!

I accidentally walked into a women's bathroom... it was a total wash-out!

How do you know when you're at a bulimic's house? The toilet paper is half-eaten!

Why did the toilet paper roll run down the hill? It wanted to get to the bottom!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet at a concert? 'Let's harmonize.'