Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why do noses run but feet smell? It's a cruel joke.
What's a banana's favorite part of the bathroom? The peelings.
Why did the germ go to the party? It was feeling a little infectious.
Why was the mirror sweating? It couldn't handle the pressure.
Why did the soap opera get a standing ovation? It had a real lather.
What did the toilet say to the shower? 'You're a real drip.'
Why was the bathroom clock always wet? Because it kept getting second hands.
What did the bathroom mirror say to the sink? 'Stop looking at me, I'm washing my face!'
Why don't you hear secrets in the bathroom? Because the walls have ears!
Why did the soap go to school? To become more well-rounded!
What did one faucet say to the other? 'Stop drip-drip-dripping around.'
Why did the fly avoid the bathroom? It was afraid of getting swatted.
What's a monster's favorite place to brush its teeth? The fang-tastic bathroom!
Why did the shower head break up with the bathtub? It needed some space.
Why did the toilet seat break up with the toilet bowl? It wanted to sit alone for a while.
Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard it was a great place to brush up on moves!
Why do toilets make terrible comedians? They always have crappy jokes!
What did one bathroom stall say to the other? 'I'm feeling a little flushed.'
Why shouldn't you play hide and seek with a bathroom? Because good luck finding it!
What's a pirate's favorite letter in the bathroom? P!
Why did the toilet go to the party? Because it was a potty animal!