Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What's a cow's favorite pick-up line in the bathroom? 'Moo-ve over, I'm udderly attractive!'
Why was the soap always nervous in the shower? It couldn't handle the pressure!
What's a cat's favorite thing to do in the bathroom? Litter-ally anything!
How does a bathroom psychotherapist start their session? 'Let's plunge into your deepest thoughts!'
Why did the germ get kicked out of the bathroom? It couldn't stop spreading rumors!
What do you call a dinosaur using the toilet? A potty-saurus!
Why do toilets always seem wiser than sinks? Because they've seen a lot of crap!
Why did the bathtub break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the draining relationship!
What's a plumber's favorite type of humor? Pipe dreams and toilet bowl-derdash!
What did the sink say to the drain? Stop acting so wishy-washy!
How does a skeleton answer the phone in the bathroom? He says, 'I'm all bone, can I take a message?'
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with a loaf of bread? In search of a good jam!
What do you call a singing bathroom? An opera-toilet!
What do you call a bear who loves to take baths? A tubby bear!
Why did the toilet paper feel excited? It was about to take the plunge!
Why did the soap dish feel empty inside? It couldn't hold itself together!
Why did the hand towel feel embarrassed? It was always being hung out to dry in public!
What did the sponge say to the dish soap? We make a great team, cleaning up the mess together!
What did the bath mat say to the bath rug? Let's lay it all out here in the bathroom!
What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop being so clogged up with your emotions!
What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? Don't be such a bristle-head!