Why was the towel feeling lonely? It couldn't find its matching set.

What did the shower head say to the shampoo? 'I'm head over heels for you.'

Why did the soap opera star feel out of place in the bathroom? The drama was too much.

What did one tooth say to another tooth? 'Let's stick together.'

Why did the hand towel break up with the bath towel? They couldn't towel the line.

Why did the toilet brush break up with the sponge? It felt scrubbed the wrong way.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet on a road trip? 'Let's roll.'

Why was the soap opera star always dramatic? It had a lot of suds to spill.

What did the sink say to the candy bar? 'Stop trying to sweet talk me.'

Why did the toilet paper feel rebellious? It wanted to roll on the wild side.

What did the soap dispenser say to the hand? 'Let me give you a hand.'

Why was the toilet always so competitive? It was flush with victory.

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? 'Let's clean up our act.'

Why did the soap bar refuse to talk to the loofah? It didn't want to get scrubbed the wrong way.

What did the toilet brush say to the plunger at a party? 'Let's plunge into the festivities.'

Why was the soap feeling emotional? It had some deep cleansing issues.

What did one sink say to the other sink? 'I'm basin-ly in love with you.'

Why was the toilet always late? It had a lot of crap to deal with.

Why was the soap feeling sad? It had too many bar exams.

What did one nose say to the other nose? 'Stop being nosy.'

What did the soap say to the washcloth in the shower? 'We make a great pair.'