Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It felt like it was being used!

What did the mirror say to the sink? You're looking a little drained today!

Why did the toilet go on strike? It was tired of taking everyone's crap!

Why did the plunger go to the party? It heard it was going to be a real blast!

Why did the bath towel break up with the hand towel? It felt like it was being hung out to dry!

Why did the bathtub have a hard time relaxing? It couldn't stop draining its thoughts!

What did the trash can say to the toilet? You're the top spot in this house!

Why did the soap bar feel left out? It couldn't get in on the shower gel's lather party!

What did the toilet tell the toothbrush? You're really cleaning up your act!

Why did the toilet seat feel guilty? It was always getting sat on!

What did the sink say to the soap dispenser? Stop pushing my buttons!

Why did the plunger feel underappreciated? It was always getting the dirty work!

Why did the hand soap have an attitude problem? It was always being rubbed the wrong way!

How does a squirrel keep its bathroom clean? It nuts and bolts everything in place!

What do you call a cat in the bathroom? Litter-ally everywhere!

How does a ghost wash its hands? With booo-ble bath!

What's a vampire's favorite type of bathroom? The bat-htub!

What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? T. Poo!

Why did the toilet bowl go to therapy? It had too many deep-seated issues!

How does a lemon freshen up the bathroom? With zest-ful cleaning!

Why did the toilet not invite the bathtub to the party? Because it always overflows!