What's a toilet's favorite game? Call of Doodie!

Why did the toilet paper roll off the counter? It wanted to unwind!

How does a cucumber feel in the bathroom? Pickled with excitement!

What do you call a bathroom prankster? A commode-ian!

Why did the toilet stop talking to the bladder? It couldn't hold its tongue!

What do you call a bathroom superhero? The Plunger Avenger!

Why did the soap refuse to leave the shower? It was stuck on the idea of cleanliness!

How does a frog use the bathroom? It hops in and hops out!

What do you call an alligator in the bathroom? A flush-saurus!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It couldn't roll with life's ups and downs!

How does a cheese slice freshen up in the bathroom? By taking a quickshow!

Why was the bathtub always running? It was trying to stay a-float!

Why did the tissue paper go to the party? Because it knew how to pick up spills!

What did the toilet say to the bathroom sink? Stop hogging all the water!

What do you call a singing bathroom fixture? A loo-performing artist!

Why did the soap go to school? To become a clean scholar!

What did the bar of soap say to the faucet? Stop running away from me!

Why did the shower head go to therapy? It had trouble letting things flow!

What's the favorite type of music in the bathroom? Flush metal!

Why did the soap bar run away from the bathtub? It was afraid of getting washed away!

How does a barber cut his hair in the bathroom? With flushes and shears!