What's a vampire's favorite bathroom activity? Count Dooku!

Why did the bacteria skip school? It was feeling a bit flushed!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? 'Are you grossed out or are you my bristles?'

What do you call a bathroom for bees? A hivegiene area!

Why did the rubber duckie go to the bathroom? It wanted to make a splash!

Why did the hairdryer break up with the electric razor? It couldn't handle the buzz!

Why did the plunger break out in hives? It had too many germs to handle!

What did the shampoo bottle say to the conditioner? 'You're really adding to my lather!'

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

What did the toilet say to the shower? Stop stealing all the steamy moments!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work overtime? It needed to brush up on its personal time!

What did the soap say to the shampoo? Let's lather up the conversation!

Why did the plunger feel emotionally drained? It had too many clogs in its life!

What did the toilet tell the bathtub? You really overflow with personality!

Why did the soap report the washcloth to HR? It was being rubbed the wrong way!

Why did the toilet paper feel unprepared for the exam? It needed a better study sheet!

What did the soap say to the towel? You really know how to dry up a conversation!

Why did the plunger have trust issues? It was always getting stuck in bad situations!

Why did the soap go to the spa? It needed a little relaxation and rejuvenation!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're so down to earth!

What did the soap say to the loofah? You really scrub up well!