What did the seashell say to the toilet? Can you spare a square?

Why did the toilet paper join a support group? It needed to unwind!

What did the soap say to the towel? Dry me a river!

Why did the toilet brush go to therapy? It had some unresolved issues!

What did the toilet say to the toilet paper? You complete me!

Why did the toilet paper go on a trip? To see the world from a different roll!

What did the soap say to the loofah? You really scrub me the right way!

Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? It felt drained in the relationship!

What's a skeleton's favorite part of the bathroom? The hip bone!

Why did the tissue paper apply to be a janitor? Because it wanted to clean up its act!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? It's all flush and games until someone gets hurt!

Why did the plumber bring a ladder to the bathroom? To take his work to a whole new level!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to work? It felt wiped out!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard there would be some great plaque!

What did the soap say to the shower? Stop hogging all the water!

Why can't the shower tell a lie? It always leaves a trail!

What did the toilet say to the sewer? I feel flushed with excitement!

What did the toilet say to the toilet brush? You're my cleaner half!

Why did the toilet paper enroll in a fitness class? To get ripped!

Why did the toilet go to the party? Because it's a potty animal!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? A scary place!