Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toilet paper roll get a job? It needed to make ends meet!
What did one fart say to the other fart? Let's gas up this place!
Why do toilets make good comedians? They always have a great flush!
Why was the toilet paper so trendy? It was always on a roll!
Why did the toilet paper break up with the paper towel? It felt too absorbent.
Why did the toilet paper roll get a promotion? It was on a roll!
Why did the toilet bowl refuse to talk to the toilet paper? It was on a roll.
What did one pee say to the other pee? Urine trouble!
Why did the toilet paper get thrown out of the party? It was too tissue-y!
What did the soap say to the toilet? You're shining!
Why did the bath towel date the hand towel? They were a perfect match!
What did the pee say to the toilet? Urine my thoughts!
Why did the toilet paper get a massage? It needed some relaxation!
Why did the plunger refuse to dance? It had two left plungers!
What did one fish say to the other fish in the tank? Do you know how to drive this thing?
Why was the bacteria always invited to parties? Because it was a real culture!
What do you call a pile of poo? A stool sample.
Why did the broccoli go to the party? Because it heard it was a real gas!
Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They just couldn't get on the same flush.
Why was the microscope always late? Because it couldn't focus!
What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.