Why did the banana go to therapy? It couldn't find its peelings.

What did one poop say to the other poop? You’re looking a little flushed.

Why did the nose not want to go to the party? It had a booger on its mind.

Why did the germ get kicked out of school? It was caught skipping class.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was peeling sick.

Why did the germ go to the party? Its social life was spreading like wildfire!

What do you call a singing toilet? A loo-performer!

Why did the germ decide to go on a road trip? It heard the highways were just teeming with opportunities!

What do you call a jug that tells jokes? A belly-laugh!

Why did the germ refuse to leave the bathroom? It was too attached to the toilet seat!

Why did the tomato blush? It saw the ketchup bottle's curves!

Why did the toilet paper go to the nightclub? It wanted to unwind and have a rollin' good time!

Why did the math book feel hopeless? It couldn't solve its own problems!

Why did the shampoo go to the gym? To get pumped up!

Why did the ghost go into the bathroom stall? To scare the crap out of someone!

Why did the soap go to the disco? It wanted to bust some grimey moves!

What did the sink say to the toilet? You're a potty mouth!

Why did the tomato start a band? It wanted to ketchup with the latest music trends!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? It needed to relieve some pressure!

What do you call a bear cub with a runny nose? A tissue cub!

Why did the germ refuse to work overtime? It needed a break to spread joy!