Why did the bar of soap go to a party? It heard things were going to get bubbly!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? I'm here to unclog your problems!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the bathroom? It needed to cut the negativity out of its life!

Why did the soap go to the gym? It heard it could get sculpted!

Why did the toilet paper call for backup? It was on a roll!

What did the sink say to the bathtub? You drain me crazy!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? Stop lathering me up!

Why did the toilet paper go to a concert? It heard it was on a roll!

Why did the soap go to the beach? It wanted to come out squeaky clean!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? You're really tearing me apart!

Why did the toilet seat have a party? It wanted to get all the cheeks together!

What did the garbage can say to the toilet? We're both full of crap, but at least you get flushed!

What did the sink say to the shower? You're pouring your heart out too much!

What did the sink say to the drain? You're really draining my energy!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're my favorite bowl-mate!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pen to the bathroom? To draw some skid marks!

Why did the toilet paper call in sick to work? It was feeling a little wiped out!

Why did the soap call the sponge for backup? It was feeling a little slippery!

What did the garbage can say to the toilet? We should hang out more, we're both full of trash!

What did the soap say to the shampoo? You're really lathering up!

Why did the toothbrush break up with the toothpaste? It wanted some space!