Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? Watch your mouth!
What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're really draining me!
Why was the soap nervous? It was afraid of getting scrubbed out!
Why couldn't the toothpaste go to the party? It had no fluoride!
What did the soap say to the shampoo? Let's get lathered up together!
Why was the toilet paper always so emotional? It had a lot of tears!
What did the drain say to the sink? Let's keep this relationship flowing!
Why did the soap go to the gym? It wanted to clean up its act!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Because it saw the bathroom cracks!
What did the floor say to the toilet? You're really going down the drain!
What did the toilet brush say to the toilet bowl? It's time to clean up our act!
Why was the shower always screaming? It was afraid of being washed up!
Why did the towel go to the beach? It wanted to dry off from all the bathroom drama!
What did the toilet paper say to the paper towel? You can't handle the messiness!
Why was the toilet paper always in a hurry? It was on a roll!
Why did the soap go to sleep? It was feeling lathergic!
Why was the toilet always running late? It had too many bowel movements!
What did the shower head say to the bathtub? Let's clean up our act!
Why did the toilet brush break up with the toothbrush? They just couldn't handle the mess!
What did the bathtub say to the shower? Let's make a splash together!
Why was the toilet always yelling? It had a lot of crap to deal with!