How does a bathroom light prepare for a date? It puts on some bathroom Cologne!

Why did the toilet brush get a promotion? It had good scrub references!

Why did the toilet seat file a complaint? It couldn't handle the pressure!

How does a toilet flirt? It drops a load of compliments!

Why was the bathroom selfie arrested? It was caught taking a toilet-ly indecent photo!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to share towels? It had bristle boundaries!

How does a toilet paper compliment other toilet paper? You're such a tear-rific friend!

Why did the bathroom scales go to therapy? It couldn't handle the weight of the world!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Poo-pourri to you too!

What did the towel say to the beach? I've got you covered!

Why did the toilet paper feel jealous? It couldn't handle the roll model!

What did one shower say to the other? Let's keep it steamy!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're in a real sticky situation!

Why did the hairbrush get a raise? It really bristled with excitement!

What did the sponge say to the soap? Soak it all in!

Why did the toilet paper feel spontaneous? It liked to roll with it!

What did the towel say to the soap? You make me lather with joy!

Why did the soap feel blue? Its bubbles were burst!

What did the toilet say to the sink? You're really basin' your future on me!

Why did the toilet paper throw a party? It wanted to let loose!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Scrub's up, buddy!