Why did the shampoo bottle send a love letter to the conditioner? It couldn't keep its feelings bottled up anymore!

What's a bathtub's favorite book? The Great Drain Escape!

Why did the toilet seat get all the attention at the bathroom party? It always had the best seat in the house!

What did one towel say to the other towel after a tough wash cycle? Let's hang in there together!

Why did the soap dispenser always have a crowd around it? It was great at pumping up the party!

What's a toilet's favorite video game? Super Mario Flush!

What did the toilet say to the bath mat? You really soak up a lot of attention!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard things were getting rollin'!

Why was the toilet seat embarrassed? It got caught with its pants down!

Why did the shower curtain go to therapy? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What's a toilet's favorite dance move? The flush dance!

What's a toilet's favorite game to play? Stink, Stank, Stunk!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party alone? It's used to being a party pooper!

What's a toilet's favorite TV show? The Flush!

Why did the soap go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit lathergic!

What's a toilet's favorite subject in school? Poopetry!

Why did the sink break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the overflow of emotions!

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the bathroom? It was looking for the crack!

Why did the toilet paper bring a laptop to the bathroom? It needed to wipe its cache!

What do you call a group of musical toilets? A symphony of sounds!

What do you get when you mix a toilet and a smartphone? A crappy reception!