Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? I'll keep you in line.
Why did the soap bar retire? It couldn't handle the bubble bath.
What did the plunger say to the clogged drain? Let's unclog together.
Why did the sink feel guilty? It couldn't handle all the dirty water.
What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet tank? Let's keep it flushing!
Why was the toilet paper feeling nostalgic? It missed the good old rolls.
Why did the germ join the football team? To catch a staph infection.
What did the toilet say to the flush handle? Stop pushing my buttons!
Why did the nose refuse to go to work? It couldn't handle the boogers.
Why did the bacteria break up with the fungi? They just couldn't mesh.
Why did the toilet paper get a bad grade? It couldn't keep its sheet together.
What did the paper towel say when it won an award? It was on a roll!
Why was the soap opera canceled? Too much drama in the bathroom.
What did the toothpaste say to the floss? I'll always have your back.
Why did the mustard go to the bathroom? To take a Dijon vu.
What did the soap dispenser say to the soap? You give me a good push.
Why did the mouthwash run away from home? It couldn't handle the gargling.
What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? I'll brush up on my jokes.
What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March? The crack of dawn.
What did one nose say to the other nose? Quit being so nosy!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, just like your jokes!