What did one toilet say to the other? 'You're truly flush-tastic!'

Why did the soap jump out of the sink? It wanted to make a clean getaway!

What do you call a cat in the bathroom? A purr-ly!

Why did the toilet get a computer? It needed to flush out its memory!

How did the toilet paper win the talent show? It unrolled a stellar performance!

What did the tissue say to the cold? 'Let's blow this joint!'

Why was the plunger always invited to parties? It knew how to unclog the dance floor!

What did the razor say to the shaving cream? 'You make my shave complete!'

What do you get when you mix a toilet and a refrigerator? Cool seatings!

Why did the toilet paper bring a backpack? It wanted to get some extra sheets!

What's a ninja's favorite part of the bathroom? The karate flush!

Why did the fly choose the bathroom as its new home? It heard the toilet was always buzzing!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? 'You're lathering up quite nicely!'

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To catch a toilet-borne illness!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? 'You're looking bowl-dacious today!'

What do you call a funny bathroom? A commode-y club!

What's a dog's favorite game to play in the bathroom? Pooper scooper!

How did the water make friends with the soap? They bonded over their cleanliness!

Why didn't the toilet want to dance? It had a bad case of the runs!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Poop-ular!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Let's clean up nicely.