What did the washcloth say to the towel after a long day? Let's dry to get some rest!

Why did the toilet paper go fishing? It heard it was good at hooking things!

What did the soap say to the sponge? You soak up all the good times!

Why did the toilet bowl feel sad? It had a lot of crap to deal with!

Why did the toilet paper feel dirty? It got caught up in a roll.

Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to the party? To crunch the numbers!

Why did the bacteria go to the party alone? Because it couldn't find a germ-mate!

What did the pee say to the toilet? I tinkled a little!

What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? 'We make a great team!'

Why did the toilet paper hide in the closet? It was feeling a bit flushed!

Why did the toilet attend anger management classes? It was tired of being taken for granted!

Why did the sink feel jealous of the bathtub? It felt like it was getting the short end of the faucet!

Why did the fart decide to stay in? It didn't want to vent its frustrations!

What did the toilet paper tell the tissue? 'You're in for a tear-iffic time!'

Why did the soap bar feel emotional? It was going through a lot of lather ups and downs!

How does the toilet paper celebrate Halloween? It goes as a mummy!

Why did the nose not want to go to the bathroom? It was afraid of picking something up!

What did the toilet say to the sink? 'You're looking a little drained!'

Why did the toilet refuse to flush? It was tired of being treated like crap!

Why did the soap bar break up with the loofah? It couldn't handle the rough scrubbing!

How does a toilet paper flirt? It drops some hints!