Why was the toilet lid always late? It couldn't handle the seatings.

What did the hand soap say to the hand sanitizer? Let's get handsy.

Why did the trash can get into arguments? It couldn't handle the waste.

What did the toilet tank say to the toilet bowl? Let's flush out trouble.

Why did the shampoo get the best reviews? It really knows how to lather.

What did the soap dish say to the sponge? Let's scrub up together.

What did the hairbrush say to the comb? Let's comb together for style.

Why did the soap get fired? It couldn't handle the pressure.

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet plunger? Let's clean up together.

Why was the sink so emotional? It couldn't handle the overflow.

What did the soap dish say to the soap? You've got a good hold on me.

Why did the shower caddy get overwhelmed? It couldn't handle the products.

Why was the toilet plunger in a bad mood? It couldn't handle the crap.

What did the hand towel say to the bath towel? Let's dry together.

Why did the toilet paper get promoted? It really knows how to roll.

What did the trash can say to the toilet? Let's handle the waste together.

Why did the showerhead get a raise? It really knows how to pour.

What did the soap dish say to the soap bar? Let's stick together.

Why did the bathroom rug win an award? It really tied the room together.

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet brush? Let's scrub it clean.

Why was the soap dispenser so happy? It could really pump things up.