Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the laundry hamper say to the towels? Let's hang out together.
Why did the shower curtain feel excluded? It couldn't handle the steam.
What did the toilet seat say to the toilet paper? Let's keep things rolling.
Why was the bathtub in therapy? It couldn't handle the drains on it.
What did the bathroom sink say to the faucet? You really turn me on.
Why did the soap bar get a promotion? It really rose to the occasion.
Why did the soap invest in the stock market? To clean up in profits.
What did the toilet clog say to the plumber? I'm really backed up.
Why did the shower curtain get in trouble? It made a clean escape.
What did the floss say to the teeth? Let's stick together for a bright smile.
Why did the sink get shy? It couldn't handle all the drains on it.
What did the sponge say to the soap? Let's team up for some suds.
Why was the toilet paper so confident? It was on a roll.
What did the garbage disposal say to the food scraps? You're going down!
Why did the bathroom mirror get jealous? It couldn't handle the reflection.
What did the toilet seat say to the toilet lid? Let's put a lid on it!
Why did the soap go on vacation? It needed to wash away its troubles.
What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? You make my day bright.
Why was the toilet so popular? It knew how to handle crap.
What did the towels say to the washcloth? You're in good company.
Why did the bathroom scale need therapy? It couldn't handle the weight.