Why did the poop cross the road? To get to the butt crack!

Why did the toilet attend therapy? It needed to let things flow!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet at the party? 'I'm tanked!'

Why did the soap opera star get hired by the bathroom? It had a lot of drama!

Why did the toilet paper get promoted? It was on a roll!

What did the nose say to the toilet? 'You smell like crap!'

Why did the bathroom sink get mad at the shower? It kept hogging all the water!

What's the toilet paper's favorite song? 'Rolling in the Deep End!'

Why did the butt cheek refuse to sit on the toilet seat? It felt like it was being cheeky!

What did the bathroom mirror say to the scale? 'I can reflect on this all day!'

Why did the toilet bowl get an award? It was a good bowl citizen!

What did the shower say to the bathtub? 'I'm feeling drained!'

Why did the soap bar decide to quit? It felt like it was getting washed up!

Why did the toilet paper roll away? It needed some space!

What do you call a bathroom that is always cold? A brrrr-oom!

Why was the sink embarrassed? It had a leak and couldn't hold water!

What did the soap say to the bath water? 'Stop going down the drain!'

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? 'You're the bowl to my cleaner!'

What do you call a lizard in the bathroom? A wash-n-reptile!

Why did the toilet send a love letter? It was feeling flushed with emotion!

Why did the bathtub go to the doctor? It had a terrible drain problem!