Why did the bacteria refuse to play hide and seek? Because they were afraid they wouldn't be found!

Why did the burrito go to the bathroom? To get rid of its gas!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're throne for a loop!

Why did the germ feel lonely? Because he couldn't make friends, they kept sanitizing him!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To clean itself!

Why did the toilet paper roll clown flush itself down the toilet? It felt wiped out!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly mover!

What do you call it when you're peeing and sneeze at the same time? Tissue issues!

What did one tissue say to the other tissue? You're snot funny!

Why did the toilet paper get a promotion? It always stayed on a roll!

What did the shower say to the bathtub during rush hour? Let's drain this!

Why did the soap refuse to swim in the ocean? It was afraid of getting too sudsy!

What did one towel say to the other towel on vacation? Let's hang out all day!

Why did the toilet bowl get a makeover? It wanted to bowl over everyone!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Let's keep things flowing!

Why did the soap feel inadequate? It thought it was too basic!

What did the sponge say to the soap? Let’s wash this bad day away!

Why did the toilet seat become famous? It was always up for the spotlight!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet during a plumbing emergency? Let’s not flush this away!

Why did the soap join a book club? It wanted to meet other suds-y characters!