Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the toothbrush say to the floss at the party? We make a good pair!
Why did the toilet paper feel stressed out? It had a lot on the roll!
What did the soap say to the shampoo after a long day? Let’s wash away the worries!
Why did the soap get in trouble with the teacher? It couldn't stay clean in class!
What did one snail say to the other snail in the bathroom? Hurry up, we're on a slow roll!
Why did the toilet paper roll off the toilet? It had too much on its plate!
What did the toilet say to the plunger? We've got a clog-ment moment!
Why did the soap go broke? It couldn't keep its finances clean!
What did one faucet say to the other? You turn me on!
Why did the toothbrush go to the beach? It heard there would be a lot of plaque!
What did the toilet brush say to the toilet bowl? I've got your back!
Why did the germ check itself into a hotel? It needed a good rest!
What did one poop say to the other poop on a date? You really stink at this!
Why did the soap get in a fight with the washcloth? It lathered up the wrong way!
What did the toothpaste say to the mouthwash? Stop gossiping, you're leaving a bad taste!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet at the party? This place is really going down the drain!
Why did the soap decide to become a comedian? It wanted to clean up with laughter!
What did the underwear say to the toilet? 'I appreciate your support!'
Why did the toothbrush refuse to go on stage? It had stage fright!
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other piece? Hang in there, we'll get through this!
Why did the soap feel inflated? It had too many bubbles of pride!