Why do toilets never make good comedians? Because they always crack up!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the germ go to the dance? It heard they had a lot of snot to boogie with.

Why did the fungus go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Why don't toilets ever go to the movies? They can't handle the leaks!

Why did the towel go to the doctor? It had a case of the frays!

What did the toothbrush say to the tongue scraper? Let's brush off the day!

Why did the soap cry at the wedding? It couldn't handle the suds!

What did the toilet paper say to the leaky faucet? Let's wipe up this mess!

Why did the toothpaste go to the store? It wanted to squeeze in some shopping!

What did the shower gel say to the bath salts? Let's scrub in harmony!

Why was the sponge upset? It felt like it was being squeezed dry!

Why did the soap bar get a job at the dish rack? It wanted to clean up its act!

What did the toothbrush say to the floss? Let's weave through this mess!

Why did the shampoo go to the gym? It wanted to work out the knots!

What did the toothbrush say to the mouthwash? Let's rinse off the day!

Why was the towel feeling awful? It had too many threads of doubt!

Why did the soap refuse to go to the park? It was afraid of getting dirty!

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? Let's clean up this act!

Why was the toilet paper always happy? It had a roll to play in life!

Why did the shampoo refuse to go to the party? It was having a bad hair day!