Why was the toilet paper not invited to the party? It was too square!

How do you find a missing toilet? Follow the bowl movements!

Why did the germ go to the microscope? To make a big impression!

How do you scare a post office worker? Tell them the bathroom is out of stamps!

Why did the germ go to school? To be a smart infection!

How do you know if a mushroom is fun-guy? It starts dancing!

What did the nose say to the feet? You smell cheesy!

Why did the soap go to school? To become cleaner!

Why did the toilet paper roll some dice? To try its luck!

How does a vampire get around town? On the A-scare train!

Why do elephants never use the toilet? They always leave a huge mess behind!

Why did the germ feel miserable? It caught feelings for the flu!

Why was the mouth so excited? It couldn't wait to taste victory!

What do you call a magician who's bad at magic? Tragic!

Why did the soap opera actress break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle her drama!

Why was the cell phone banned from the bathroom? It kept dropping calls!

What do you call a smelly dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!

Why did the toilet join a band? It could really drop a beat!

How does a vampire clean its fangs? With Draculush!

Why was the soap opera canceled? It couldn't stop lathering!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You're always full of yourself!