Why did the toilet seat feel taken for granted? It never got a sit-down talk with the toilet!

What did one drain say to the other? We need to stop this relationship from going down the drain!

Why did the toilet paper break up with the paper towel? It felt like it was being wiped away!

Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the bathroom? For some moral support!

Why did the rubber ducky go to the party? It heard there would be bubbles!

What did the soap dispenser say to the soap? You're looking pumped!

Why did the plunger break up with the toilet? It got tired of being in the hole!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? We make a great cleaning team!

Why did the toilet bowl feel insecure? It had some flushed dreams!

What did the bath towel say to the hand towel? You're looking a little short!

Why did the toilet seat go to therapy? It had some attachment issues!

Why do ghosts love using the bathroom? Because they can scare the crap out of you!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You've got me in a sticky situation!

What did one drain say to the other drain? Let's stop this relationship from going down the drain!

Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? It felt like they were always going around in circles!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? For a little exercise!

Why did the toilet bring a boombox to the bathroom? To drop some sick beats!

Why did the soap call a therapist? It had a lot of emotional baggage!

Why was the soap dispenser always feeling down? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the plunger say to the clogged toilet? I'm here to take the plunge!

Why was the toilet seat always so popular? Everyone wanted to take a seat!